1) Escape from your girlfriends room when her parents get home; just make sure they're tied together well!
2) Keep your pets warm. You mean you don’t have a pet fish?
3) To psyche your competitors out. I’m here to kick ass and didn’t bring any old towel…
4) To make yourself look taller. Well, this one kinda backfired.
5) To hide your license plate from the cops. This ride is hot…and so am I.